The White Pages Guide To The Super Bowl
Your one stop shop for everything that matters as Kansas City and San Francisco square off this Sunday
You hear that, Big Game fans? It’s time for the Big Game! And as the nation’s foremost source of Big Game news, analysis and gossip, you’d better believe that the entire team at The White Pages has been burning the midnight oil to bring you the answers to all your most pressing questions.
What time is the Big Game?
I’m glad you asked! This link has you covered!
What are the most important storylines going into the Big Game?
-If I were Andy Reid coaching Kansas City, this would be top of mind.
-And if I were San Francisco, this is what I’d be thinking about as I got ready to take the field.
Jeez, isn’t it wild how angry conservatives are getting about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce?
Oh my gosh, it’s so silly! And did you see this?
Garrett, as somebody who came of age in the golden era of 2000s music, are you excited for Usher’s halftime show?
In Mr. Raymond’s own words, “Yeah!” I hope he plays one of my favorite songs!
I bet the brands are planning some super zany ads, right?
Garrett, any hints for sports gamblers? What’s a good bet?
Put your money down on this official White Pages Lock Of The Week.
How about suggestions for those of us who are hosting blowout Super Bowl parties?
Delight your guests with this timeless favorite! It’s sooooo easy and a real crowd-pleaser.
Any suggestions for further reading?
Also, a big, um, congratulations to the San Francisco 49ers for somehow only having the SECOND most anti-Indigenous name in this year's Super Bowl.
Thank you! This is perfect and keeps the focus where it belongs.